Welcome to the Jungle

Welcome to Rosstache 2007. It's been called the 'flavor saver', 'the womb broom', and 'lip warmer', but here at Rosstache we prefer to think of it as the ultimate aphrodisiac. We are one week in to the contest and by now you should have a pretty good sense of your testosterone levels. Luckily, we don't discriminate - from a Larry Bird peach fuzz stache circa 1981 to something as impressive as Burt's matching carpet and drapes ensemble in the above pic - all Stachers are received with open arms. So get ready to rock out with your proverbial cock out, and just make sure you don't touch a razor. Be sure to bookmark this page to check back for pictures and updates on growth.